Cocks

The shirt was cursed, the jacket was worse
He had a perfectly wretched and ragged air
An actors face, both lecherous and chaste
Seedy as hell, but sexy as well
I wanted him to tie me to a bed or a chair
He kissed me once, I repaired to a sofa
He kissed me again, and it was all over

Its not good for a girl to go without sex
One develops the morals of an alley cat
One starts to fancy positive creeps
When one hasn’t engaged in ahem for weeks
And I nearly went home with him, reader I did
Except my ex lover had other ideas
He pretty much threw the new out the front door
So no nookie for Dottie which is rather a bore