take me home

sad
it hurts
feel bad
feel cursed
i want someone to take me home
it's tiresome going home alone
perhaps i wouldn't drink so much
with a man to say i've had enough
caveman style he drags me off
i shrieking and wailing but secretly chuffed
i would put myself in danger less
with six foot strong of strappingness
and minicab drivers are much less scary
when the back seat's filled with big and hairy
and perhaps i wouldn't wake up dressed
with the lights all on and my hair possessed
waking up to a hug and smiling eyes
is preferable to my pillow face in disguise
yes i really must stop going out on my own
on order: one man to take this girl home

Cocks

The shirt was cursed, the jacket was worse
He had a perfectly wretched and ragged air
An actors face, both lecherous and chaste
Seedy as hell, but sexy as well
I wanted him to tie me to a bed or a chair
He kissed me once, I repaired to a sofa
He kissed me again, and it was all over

Its not good for a girl to go without sex
One develops the morals of an alley cat
One starts to fancy positive creeps
When one hasn’t engaged in ahem for weeks
And I nearly went home with him, reader I did
Except my ex lover had other ideas
He pretty much threw the new out the front door
So no nookie for Dottie which is rather a bore