Oh Madame!

Oh Madame, I couldn't possibly
But Sir, you simply must
Well, Couldn't we just have coffee
Look Sir, I shall have to insist

But my wife is expecting me later
Oh Sir! Just give her a call -
The trains are running late again
Leave the light on in the hall

But Madame, my pockets are empty
Oh Sir, let's have a quick look
Well, what do you know? A monkey
Mind out, its a tiny bit stuck

Bah! Madame! What on earth are you doing?
Your hands really oughtn't to be there
Oh Sir! Just relax and enjoy it
Come, lets' get you sat in this chair

No! Madame you are trying my patience
Ahhhhh, I really must ask you to stop
Oh Good Lord that feels rather wonderful
Could I book you until one o'clock?